Damn It, I'm Vixen! -- Brian Beathard

Well you all have heard about Rudolph
And at the North Pole he steals the show
When he walks in a place, everyone knows his face
He always leaves with the prettiest doe

Well that’s gotten a few of us others angry
And me, I’m more than a little irate
So let’s get one thing clear, I’m more than just a deer
I’m part of the original eight!

-Chorus-
And Damn it I’m Vixen
And I’m fixin' to kick some reindeer booty
Damn it I’m Vixen
And this Christmas song is for me

Now Rudolph, he’s got his own song
And his own yearly show on TV
Where he saves the day, by guiding Santa’s sleigh
And then we’re all suppose to jump up with glee

Well since then he’s been acting kinda of snotty
And what you might call a little stuck up
So I think Donner and me, we’re gonna drink two or three
And then go out and shoot us a buck

-Chorus-

Well they should’ve given Rudolph a brown nose
For all the kissing up he does each year
Saying, “Santa you look great!”; “Have you lost some weight?”
And can I please guide all your reindeer

Well Rudolph your 15 minutes, they’re over
And pardon me Rudy dear if I’m crass
But all though it glows, you can take your red nose
Pucker up, and kiss my reindeer @#$!&

And Damn it I’m Vixen
And I’m fixin' to kick some reindeer booty
Damn it I’m Vixen
And this Christmas song is for me


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It Is Well With My Soul -- Audio Adrenaline

When peace like a river attendeth my way
When sorrows like sea billows roll
Whatever my lot you have taught me to say
It is well, it is well with my soul

Though the devil will ruin, though trials may come
Let this blessed assurance control
That Christ has regarded my helpless estate
And He shed His own blood for my soul

[CHORUS:]
It is well (it is well)
With my soul (with my soul)
It is well, it is well with my soul

My sin, O the joy of this glorious thought
My sin not in part but the whole
Is nailed to the cross and I bear it no more
Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, O my soul

And Lord haste the day when my faith shall be sight
The clouds be rolled back as a scroll
The trump shall resound and the Lord shall descend
Even so it is well with my soul

What's A Guy Gotta Do -- Joe Nichols

What's... a... guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy
And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by
There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide
And I don't understand why I gotta wonder why

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Cruise all around the right parking lots
Little time gets killed, a lotta bull gets shot
One who'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got
When I get to thinkin' maybe, she's athinkin' maybe not

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Had an old man tell me "Boy if you were smart
you'd hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart"
So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart
But all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?!